What's the Big Idea, Anyway?

Hey, don't feel bad just because you have no idea who these guys are. It's not your fault. But it's easy enough to fix this problem, so grab yourself a beverage, get comfy, and read on:

Lili-Beaut-Small.pngFirst off, there's Lilikin, the melancholy grey kitten. He's only first because his name is in the logo, though, not because he's some kind of ringleader, so don't make any preconceptions about his dictatorial personality or anything. He's actually pretty lackadaisical.

Lilikin is convinced he'll one day be discovered and made sickeningly famous, but it's not yet clear exactly which of his qualities is fame-worthy. In the meantime, he practices his beseeching gaze in the mirror and reads a lot of mid-20th-century sci-fi.

Favourite activities: sitting, slumping, lying prostrate, eating rice, sighing, staring forlornly, waiting, drinking tea, self-diagnosis, vegetable gardening.
Favourite foods: rice, water, Jelly Bean Factory Pina Colada jellybeans, day-old earl grey tea.
Pet peeves: schedules, deadlines, seasons, change.
Least-favourite feature: non-opposable thumbs, non-prehensile tail.

Get yourself a Lilikin!

 

Molly-readSM.jpgThen you have Mollycoddle, the ultra-dainty albino bunny. She's the girl in the gang, and it's almost comical how very, very girly she is, like she's making up for Lilikin and Eleven's raw, seething masculinity. She's something of a creative, spending her (abundant) spare time up to her armpits in the execution of some newfangled trinket or doodad.

In contrast to Lilikin's celebrity dreams, Mollycoddle shies from the spotlight despite a deep desire to share her love of performance with the world. Luckily she's also pragmatic, so completed a PhD in materials engineering and holds a day job as Head of Plastics Experimentation at a large multinational corporation, just to, you know, make ends meet while she works up the nerve to audition for the National Ballet of Canada.

Favourite activities: making stuff, giving stuff away, making more stuff, finding new people to give stuff away to, reading, hiding surprises for herself then forgetting about them, finding surprises.
Favourite foods: baked goods, cake pops, Jelly Bean Factory marshmallow jellybeans, lettuce.
Pet peeves: waiting until the end of the movie to find out if the couple will get together.
Least-favourite feature: uncontrollable nervous giggle.

Get yourself a Mollycoddle!

 

Elev-BooksSM.jpgAnd this here is Eleven, the small-for-his-age monkey, so-nicknamed for being the youngest of eleven sons, though his true first name is Junior, just like the rest of his brothers, all of whom still live in Germany. Eleven is a staunch vegan with loud and proud opinions on pretty much everything. He's not a know-it-all, he's just right. All the time.

Also loud and proud tend to be Eleven's ties, of which he has many. He'd never describe himself as a clotheshorse, but he has heard the word "foppish" whispered behind his back. But come on, what's wrong with a guy caring about his appearance? Sheesh.

Favourite activities: vegan cooking, vegan restaurant critiquing, judgment, trying on clothes, cultivating impressive attributes, subtly boasting about impressive attributes
Favorite foods: quinoa, chick peas, almond milk, Jelly Bean Factory Café Latte jellybeans, fair-trade organic shade-grown coffee
Pet peeves: the current global state of affairs, dollar store batteries, whiners
Least-favourite feature: small stature

Get yourself an Eleven!

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